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A Midget Wearing A Bikini is a minor character in South Park: The Stick of Truth.
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A Midget Wearing A Bikini has black hair and a mustache, wears a pink bikini and wears pink underwear.
His only appearance is as a TV reporter reporting the aftermath of the UFO crash the morning after the Alien Abduction quest.