Douglas is a student of South Park Elementary. He is a minor character, whom you can find hiding within a building adjacent to Unplanned Parenthood. Upon warping into the building by using the anal probe, he praises you for breaking and entering and thinks that is cool.
Douglas wears a light grey beanie, a dark grey jacket with green trim, and light grey pants. He has auburn-colored hair.
- Douglas does not play the game with the others, however he was originally intended to be a roleplaying character - as stated by hidden files within the game.