Jesus Christ is a minor character in South Park: The Stick of Truth and is available as a Summon.


Jesus has long brown hair and a goatee. He wears a long white robe with a red sash and has a halo above his head. When he is summoned into battle, he puts on sunglasses and brings with him an M16A1.


  • Find Jesus - Have to find him twice in the church to find true power.

Quotes Edit

South Park: The Stick of Truth Edit

  • "Lock and load."

South Park: The Fractured But Whole Edit

  • "Good luck, my little lawful Christian. Remember, when there was only set of footprints in the sand, that's because I got a rock in my sandal and had to sit down while you went on ahead." (If the New Kid is Lawful Christian)


  • There is also an action figure of him, along with the rest of the Council of Nine (exculding Gandalf) in Butters' closet.
  • It is revealed that when he is summoned, the New Kid looks like he is somehow praying.

Facebook MessagesEdit

Jesus facebook message