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Pip PirrupEdit

Pip

In Loving Memory of Pip Pirrup.

Pip appears in South Park Elementary School in a photo that says "In Loving Memory of," referencing his death in the Season 14 episode, "201."

Nurse Mary GollumEdit

Marygollumposter

A missing poster of Nurse Gollum.

A missing person's poster of her can be found upstairs in the South Park Police Department, which probably explains why she wasn't in any recent episodes.

Veronica CrabtreeEdit

Crabtree

In Loving Memory of Veronica Crabtree.

Her picture can be found in the "Hall of Honor" shelf labelled "In Loving Memory of" in the hall of South Park Elementary School, referencing her death in the Season 8 episode, "Cartman's Incredible Gift."

Betsy DonovanEdit

Betsydonovan

In Loving Memory of Betsy Donovan.

A memorial to her can be found in Clyde's garage, referencing her death in the Season 16 episode, "Reverse Cowgirl."

Gordon StolskiEdit

Gordon the ginger

In Loving Memory of Gordon Stolski.

Gordon appears in South Park Elementary School in a photo that says "In Loving Memory of," referencing his murder in the Season 13 episode,"Dances with Smurfs." He was murdered by some guy that confused him with a 40 year old trucker who happened to have a similar name (Gordon Soltski) because the guy believed the trucker had an affair with his wife. So the trucker came in and shot Gordon Stolski and a school staff before he shot himself.

Miss ClaridgeEdit

Claridge

Teacher of the Year: Miss Claridge.

She can be seen in a picture labelled "Teacher of the Year" at South Park Elementary. Miss Claridge is a terrible burn victim, Stan, Kyle, Cartman and Kenny accidentally burned her in the Season 8 episode, Pre-School.

Diane Choksondik Edit

Chokes on dick

In Loving Memory of Diane Choksondik.

She appears in the "Hall of Honor" shelf labelled "In Loving Memory of " in the school hallway, referencing her death in the Season 6 episode, "Professor Chaos".

ScuzzlebuttEdit

A taxidermied Scuzzlebutt appears in Jimbo's store. He can also be seen in the loading screens, and rarely appears from the bottom left corner of the screen whenever the game is paused.

Josh MyersEdit

Josh myers

A wanted poster of Josh Meyers.

A wanted poster of him can be found in the South Park Police Department.

HalfyEdit

Halfy

A missing poster of Halfy.

A missing person's poster of him can be found upstairs in the South Park Police Department, which probably explains why he wasn't in any recent episodes.

Book Mobile DriverEdit

Chickenfucker

A wanted poster of the Book Mobile Driver (aka "The Chickenlover").

A wanted poster (with the words "CASED CLOSED" written over it) can be found of him in the South Park Police Department.

Tom CruiseEdit

He can be heard in Stan's closet, despite his death is "201." When the New Kid tries to open the closet door, it slams itself shut with Tom Cruise yelling, "I'm never coming out!" This is a refrence to "Trapped in the Closet."

The CoonEdit

A poster of him with the words "WHO IS THE COON?" is shown at the park (it's also shown as a junk item). His costume can also be found in Cartman's closet.

MysterionEdit

Pictures of him can be found in Professor Chaos' lair. His costume can also be found in Kenny's closet. There was originally going to be a role for him in the game as a DLC summon, but it was scrapped.

Nancy TurnerEdit

Heidi's mom friend icon

Mrs. Turner's original friend icon.

She was mentioned in the document papers that the girls read. She was originally going to be in the game, but was scrapped.

Woodsy OwlEdit

When the New Kid enters Mr. Mackey's storage with Stan as his buddy, he looks around (knowing that he's still a hoarder) and says, "Guess Mr. Mackey will never quite get over what that owl did to him." Woodsy Owl sexually abused Mr. Mackey in season 14 episode 10 name Insheeption. 

Stan's Evil GoldfishEdit

When Stan visits the New Kid's room and sees his goldfish, he comments that he had to get rid of his own when it started killing people.

Celine DionEdit

There's a poster of her in a house in Banff, Canada.

RushEdit

A poster of the band can be seen in a house in Vancouver, Canada.

The Queef SistersEdit

They can be heard on virtually any TV at random times.

Kevin Stoley's ParentsEdit

Kevin Stoleys parents

A photo of Kevin with his parents.

A picture of them can be seen in Kevin Stoley's house. They were also mentioned by Kevin and his mom was referred to her as "The Captain."

Jimmy Valmer's ParentsEdit

Butters mentions that it's good thing that they're on vacation when the New Kid is in their bedroom destroying everything.

Mecha-StreisandEdit

Gerald Broflovski mentions that a 300-ft robot dinosaur celebrity is his client on Facebook. The police officer at the front desk of the Park County Police Department also mentions robot dinosaur attacks as one of the everyday things for the town.

SatanEdit

He is mentioned by Damien, Priest Maxi and the Woodland Critters. He was originally going to be in the game but was scrapped.

Michael DeetsEdit

He can be seen in one of the pictures hanging on the wall in the Photo Dojo.

NathanEdit

Nathan facebook profile

Nathan's original friend icon.

A picture of him with Mimsy can be seen hanging on the wall in the Photo Dojo. He was originally going to be in the game, but was scrapped.
Nathan and Mimsy

A photo of Nathan and Mimsy.

MimsyEdit

Mimsy facebook profile

Mimsy's original friend icon.

A picture of him with Nathan can be seen hanging on the wall in the Photo Dojo. He was originally going to be in the game, but was scrapped.

Clyde's Head LiceEdit

One of the lice from Clyde's head can be found as a junk item.

St. PeterEdit

He can be found as a junk item in the church's office.

Mr. TwigEdit

He can be found as a junk item. He is in the ass of Mr. Slave.

TowelieEdit

He sometimes appears on the loading screen. There are also pictures of him in the Photo Dojo. The police officer at the front desk of the Park County Police Department also mentions towel technology wars as one of the everyday things for the town.

NajixEdit

Najix

Najix in the loading screen.

He sometimes appears on the load/save game screen in his taco form.

Scott the DickEdit

Scott the dick friend icon

Scott's original friend icon.

He can be heard speaking from the televisions inside homes whenever the beginning of "Not Without my Anus" is playing. He was originally going to be in the game, but was scrapped.

Rob SchneiderEdit

Trailers for his fictional movies can be heard playing frequently inside the cinema.

Duck PresidentEdit

A trailer for Duck President can be heard in the Bijou Theatre.

SeamanEdit

An action figure junk item of him can be found.

SkylerEdit

Referenced in some junk items. A picture of him can also be found in Shelly's bedroom.

ZeusEdit

An action figure of him can be found in Butters' closet.

Wonder WomanEdit

An action figure of her can be found in Butters' closet.

PopeyeEdit

An action figure of him can be found in Butters' closet.

Luke SkywalkerEdit

An action figure of him can be found in Butters' closet.

Glinda the Good WitchEdit

An action figure of her can be found in Butters' closet.

MorpheusEdit

An action figure of him can be found in Butters' closet.

Aslan the LionEdit

An action figure of him can be found in Butters' closet.

Coon and FriendsEdit

Coon and Friends

A picture of Coon and Friends.

A picture of all the members of Coon and Friends can be seen hanging on the wall in the Photo Dojo. 

MadonnaEdit

Mentioned by the security guards when the New Kid uses the Sneaky Squeaker.

Giant Guinea PigsEdit

A costume of a guineasaurus rex can be found.

Scott TenormanEdit

Cartman sometimes mentions that he made someone eat his parents.

North American Marlon Brando Look AlikesEdit

A calendar can be found.

Stevie NicksEdit

A junk item of the Afghan goat Stevie Nicks can be found.

Adam SandlerEdit

A fake trailer for Jack and Jill can be heard in the Bijou Theatre.

Jim CarreyEdit

A fake trailer for Mr. Popper's Penguins can be heard in the Bijou Theatre.

Justin BieberEdit

Annie's Justin Bieber doll is stolen by the girl bullies.

Adolf HitlerEdit

Mentioned by Clyde. All Nazi zombies speak through clips of Hitler.

Genghis KhanEdit

His beard is flair.

GodEdit

Mentioned by many.

David HasselhoffEdit

Pictures of him can be seen at Tom's Rhinoplasty, which also is the place where you can make your face look like him.

Sea PeopleEdit

They can be seen in Cartman's room and a packet can be found as a junk item.

JakovEdit

He can be seen on the loading screen sometimes.

Linda BlackEdit

Token asks her for a ride to Cartman's house.

Clyde FrogEdit

He and Cartman's other toys are shown in a picture at Photo Dojo.

RumpertumskinEdit

He and Cartman's other toys are shown in a picture at Photo Dojo.

Muscleman MarcEdit

He and Cartman's other toys are shown in a picture at Photo Dojo.

Peter PandaEdit

He and Cartman's other toys are shown in a picture at Photo Dojo.

Martha StewartEdit

She can be heard on TV sometimes.

LexusEdit

A photo of her is a part of a junk item.

Kyle's ElephantEdit

A picture of him can be found in Kyle's room and closet.

Dr. SchwartzEdit

A picture of him with Kyle's parents can be found in Kyle's house.

Marvin MarshEdit

When Stan gets hit in a fight, he says, "You hit like my Grandpa."

Ms. StevensonEdit

Ike's love drawing of her is part of a junk item.

NibbletEdit

A purple Nibblet toy can be found in Butters' room.

Mr. Adler's GirlfriendEdit

A picture of her is part of a junk item (she's animated instead of live action).

Phil CollinsEdit

His Oscar award is part of a junk item.

Peetie the Sexual Harassment PandaEdit

His theme song can be heard inside of buildings sometimes.

Elton JohnEdit

He can be heard singing with Chef inside buildings sometimes.

Kathie Lee GiffordEdit

Chef's song for Kathie Lee can be heard inside buildings sometimes.

Bryan Adams Edit

One of the guards in the Canada palace say the audio tour is narrated by him.

Sir John A. MacdonaldEdit

First prime minister of Canada. Picture frame of John behind The New Kid give letter to Duke of Vancouver.

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