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This is a complete list of all weapons in South Park: The Stick of Truth, and where to find them. All Weapons with the exeptions of the Class Specific Weapons are Collectables and part of the "Full Arsenal" Achievement.

Melee WeaponsEdit

Name Location/Quest Slots Attributes
Ic wpn melee mace
Mace of Restoration School- After defeating the Hallway Monitor Boss in the "Detention Sentence" quest, loot his body for his locker key and collect it from his locker BEFORE freeing Craig. 1 On Perfect Attack, heal 5% health.
Ic wpn melee crutch
Crutch of Weakness Giggling Donkey, during "The Bard" quest, looted from Jimmy after defeating him. 1
Ic wpn alien probe
Alien Probe UFO, During the "Alien Abduction" quest, in a purple chest to the left of the room you are probed in. 1
Ic wpn melee brick ham
Stone Hammer Taco Bell, During the "PTA Problems" quest, on top of the C.I.A. building. Use the probe to get up. 1
Ic item gnome pickaxe
Gnome Pickaxe Home, during the "Defeat the Underpants Gnomes" quest, in a yellow pouch just before you climb out the outlet into your parents' room. 2
Ic wpn melee mstr razor
Master Razor Unplanned Parenthood, during the "Unplanned Parenthood" quest, in a yellow pouch under the floor by the Nazi Zombie Gnomes. 2
Ic wpn melee vibroblade 01
Vibroblade Mr. Slave's Ass- During the "Beat Up Clyde" quest, looted from a Nazi Zombie Bacteria next to the iPhone Big Gay Al calls on. 1

1009-1325 x4 damage

500 Gross damage

Ic wpn wooden club smite
Billy Club of Smiting Token's House. Automatically obtained after defeating Token's security guard in the "Gate Crasher" quest. 1
Ic wpn melee mallet
Holy Hammer of Smiting School. Automatically obtained after defeating the Nazi Zombie Ginger Kommandant in the basement during the "Attack the School" quest. 2
Ic wpn melee mbp claw
ManBearPig Claw Church. Loot off ManBearPig's (Al Gore's) body after defeating him in the "Defeat ManBearPig" quest. 1
Ic wpn melee m wand
Magic Wand Purchase from the shop at Kupa Keep. 1
Ic wpn melee r dagger
Rogue's Dagger Purchase from the shop at Kupa Keep. 2
Ic wpn melee tr j staff
Jewish Staff Purchase from the shop at Kupa Keep. 2
Ic wpn melee sword 01
Warrior's Blade Purchase from the shop at Kupa Keep. 2
Ic wpn melee elf dagger
Kris Dagger Purchase from the shop at Kupa Keep. 1
Ic wpn melee fatbeard
Fatbeard's Blade Purchase from the shop at Kupa Keep. 1
Ic wpn melee fire sword
Fire Sword Purchase from the shop at Kupa Keep. 1
Ic wpn melee icestaff
Staff of Winter Purchase from the shop at Kupa Keep. 1
Ic wpn melee lghtn wand
Lightning Wand Purchase from the shop at Kupa Keep. 1
Ic wpn melee mallet 01
Noob Hammer Purchase from the shop at Kupa Keep. 1
Ic wpn melee mong scimitar
Warrior's Scimitar Purchase from the shop at Kupa Keep. 2
Ic wpn melee sickle sword
Sickle Sword Purchase from the shop at Kupa Keep. 1
Ic wpn wooden club smite
Club of Smiting Purchase from the shop at Kupa Keep. 1
Ic wpn melee axe stop
Axe of Stopping Purchase from the shop at Kupa Keep. 1
Ic wpn melee 8ballswd
Sword of Endings Purchase from the shop at the Elven Kingdom. 1
Ic wpn melee elf blade
Elf Blade Purchase from the shop at the Elven Kingdom. 1
Ic wpn melee raider blade
Raider's Blade Purchase from the shop at the Elven Kingdom. 1
Ic wpn melee fairy blade
Fairy Princess Blade Purchase from the shop at the Pleases and Sparkles Club. 2
Ic wpn melee rolling pin
Knead-ring, the Dough Hammer Purchase from the shop at the Pleases and Sparkles Club. 1
Ic wpn melee katana
Sweet Katana Purchase from Jimbo's Guns. 1
Ic wpn melee long sword
Longsword (Warrior's Longsword) Purchase from Jimbo's Guns. 2
Ic wpn rod boobage
Rod of Major Boobage Purchase from Mr. Mackey. 1
Ic wpn melee mossad
Holy Mossad Knife Purchase from the shop in Banff, Canada. 1
Ic wpn melee can halberd
Canadian Halberd Purchase from the shop in Ottawa, Canada. 2
Ic wpn melee claymore
Claymore of the Warrior Purchase from the shop in Ottawa, Canada. 1
Ic wpn melee flamberge
Flamberge Rapier Purchase from the shop in Winnipeg, Canada. 1
Ic wpn melee axe underworld
Axe of the Underworld Jimbo's Guns. After completing the "Big Game Huntin' with Jimbo" quest, use the Alien Probe power to teleport up to the yellow chest above Jimbo and Ned and loot it. 1
Ic wpn melee seal culb
Super Cereal ManBearPig Club Al Gore's Storage Unit. After completing the "Unfriend Al Gore" quest, go into the room marked "Super Secret KEEP OUT!" and loot the yellow chest on the left side. 1
Ic wpn melee kenny club
Kenny's Bloody Club Kenny's Garage. After defeating the Meth Tweakers, shoot the rubble in the roof and climb up onto the roof. It's inside a yellow chest. 1
Ic wpn rodofwaste
Rod of Waste Sewers. In the main area to the right of Mr. Hankey's house set back is a yellow chest which contains it. If you haven't lowered the water, you'll have to go left of Mr. Hankey's house and make your way there. 1
Ic wpn melee sawaxe
Serrated Axe of Rending Vancouver, Canada. To the left of the Duke is a breakable wall with a chest, which contains the helmet. 1
Ic wpn melee sceptor
Dire Scepter

Banff, Canada. There are two ways to get it:

  1. If you killed the Bishop, loot it from his body.
  2. If you spared him, buy it from the store in Banff.
1

Ranged WeaponsEdit

Name Location/Quest Slots Attributes
Ic wpn thrown dodgeball
Dodgeball School- During "Detention Sentence", can be looted from one of the hall monitors in the group that has the brass key. 1
Ic wpn thrown basball
Basketball School- During "Attack the School", looted from one of the already defeated kids in the cafeteria by the "IN" door. 1
Ic wpn ranged super ball
Super Bouncy Ball! Home- During "Defeat the Underpants Gnomes", in the same pouch as the Gnome Helmet. 1

100 (x9)

Bounces between 3 targets up to 6 times, but only if 3 or more targets remain.

Ic wpn thrown tampon
Poison Grenades Unplanned Parenthood- During "Unplanned Parenthood", found in the drawer between the records room and the operating room (Must be collected before going into the records room). 1
Ic wpn thrown lawn dart
Lawn Dart Clyde's Fortress- During "Beat Up Clyde", in a yellow chest under the balcony in the first room of the fortress. 1
Ic wpn ranged bow 01
Bow of Sucking Kupa Keep- Automatically obtained during the tutorial in "The New Kid in Town". 1
Ic wpn ranged bow elvish short
Elvish Shortbow Giggling Donkey- Automatically obtained after defeating the elves that the bard summons in the basement during "The Bard". 1
Ic wpn ranged raygun
Alien Ray Gun UFO- Automatically obtained after defeating the aliens outside the probing room in "Alien Abduction". 1
Ic wpn thrown bar dart
Bar Darts Skeeter's Bar- Reward for completing the side quest "Rats in the Cellar". 1
Ic wpn mongolian bow
Mongorian Bow Tower of Peace- Automatically obtained after defeating the Mongolian children on the second floor. 1
Ic wpn melee snowball
Missile of Slowing Kevin Stoley's House- Reward for completing the side quest Vulcan Around. 1
Ic wpn ranged bow battle
Battle Bow Purchase from the shop at the Elven Kingdom. 1
Ic wpn ranged bow elvish long
Elvish Longbow Purchase from the shop at the Elven Kingdom. 1
Ic wpn ranged bow long
Longbow Purchase from the shop at the Elven Kingdom. (x2)
Ic wpn ranged bow recurve
Recurve Bow Purchase from the shop at the Elven Kingdom. (x2) 2
Ic wpn thrown chakram
Chakram Purchase from the shop at the Pleases and Sparkles Club. 1
Ic wpn ranged bow sparkle
Fairy Princess Bow Purchase from the shop at the Pleases and Sparkles Club. 1
Ic wpn ranged crsbw impalement
Crossbow of Impalement Purchase from Jimbo's Guns. 1
Ic wpn ranged crsbw
Wooden Crossbow Purchase from Jimbo's Guns. 1
Ic wpn thrown batarang 01
Batdadarang Purchase from Mr. Mackey. 1
Ic wpn ranged brkn bottle
Broken Bottle Sewers- Loot from the hobo that is listening to Cornwallis Hankey singing (start quest "Dropping the Kids Off") 1
Ic wpn melee dry ice
Grenade of Slowing Jimbo's Guns- After completing "Big Game Huntin' with Jimbo", use the alien probe to teleport up to the yellow chest above Jimbo and Ned and loot it. 1
Ic wpn thrown sawblade
Discus of Bleeding Banff, Canada- Break the pot on the right of the room to the left and step on the plate it was on. A door on the right side will open with a chest that contains it. 1

Class Specific WeaponsEdit

These Wepaons can only be obtained when playing a specific Class (Fighter, Mage, Thief or Jew) in the game and are NOT part of the Collectables and the "Full Arsenal" Achievement.


Fighter ClassEdit

Name Location Slots Attributes Lvl
Ic wpn melee halberd
Halberd of the Warrior Automatically obtained when promoted to Sir Douchebag after completing the "Call the Banners" quest. 3
Ic wpn melee 2h sword
Greatsword of the Warrior Automatically obtained when promoted to Commander Douchebag after completing the "Gain New Allies" quest. 7
Ic wpn melee decapitator
Greataxe of the Warrior Automatically obtained when promoted to King Douchebag after completing the "Beat Up Clyde" quest. 12
Ic wpn melee axe
Warrior's Axe Kyle's House - Elven Kingdom. Inside the purple tent. 5
Ic wpn melee laser sword
Laser Sword Inside the yellow chest at the School in the Fourth Grade Classroom during the "Attack the School" quest. 9
Ic wpn melee warhammer
Warhammer Kyle's House - Elven Kingdom. Inside the "King's Forrest" (Gnome dust required). 10

Mage ClassEdit

Name Location Slots Attributes Lvl
Ic wpn magic toy wand
Wand of Wizarding Automatically obtained when promoted to Sir Douchebag after completing the "Call the Banners" quest. 3
Ic wpn melee fire wnd
Fire Wand Automatically obtained when promoted to Commander Douchebag after completing the "Gain New Allies" quest. 7
Ic wpn melee oak staff
Wizard's Staff Automatically obtained when promoted to King Douchebag after completing the "Beat Up Clyde" quest. 12
Ic wpn melee ice wand
Ice Wand Kyle's House - Elven Kingdom. Inside the purple tent. 5
Ic wpn magic sparklewand
Star Wand Inside the yellow chest at the School in the Fourth Grade Classroom during the "Attack the School" quest. 9
Ic wpn melee cattleprod
Schocking Staff Kyle's House - Elven Kingdom. Inside the "King's Forrest" (Gnome dust required). 10

Thief ClassEdit

Name Location Slots Attributes Lvl
Ic wpn melee tri dag
Push Dagger Automatically obtained when promoted to Sir Douchebag after completing the "Call the Banners" quest. 3
Ic wpn melee throw knife
Throwing Knife Automatically obtained when promoted to Commander Douchebag after completing the "Gain New Allies" quest. 7
Ic wpn thrown star 01
Fucking Ninja Stars Automatically obtained when promoted to King Douchebag after completing the "Beat Up Clyde" quest. 12
Ic wpn melee poignard
Poignard Kyle's House - Elven Kingdom. Inside the purple tent. 5
Ic wpn melee swd breaker
Sword Breaker Inside the yellow chest at the School in the Fourth Grade Classroom during the "Attack the School" quest. 9
Ic wpn melee assassian dagger
Assassin's Dagger Kyle's House - Elven Kingdom. Inside the "King's Forrest" (Gnome dust required). 10

Jew ClassEdit

Name Location Slots Attributes Lvl
Ic wpn melee j staff 01
Holy Staff Automatically obtained when promoted to Sir Douchebag after completing the "Call the Banners" quest. 3
Ic wpn melee spear
Holy Lance Automatically obtained when promoted to Commander Douchebag after completing the "Gain New Allies" quest. 7
Ic wpn melee morning star
Morning Star of David Automatically obtained when promoted to King Douchebag after completing the "Beat Up Clyde" quest. 12
Ic wpn melee mohel knife
Izmel of the Faithful Kyle's House - Elven Kingdom. Inside the purple tent. 5
Ic wpn melee sicara
Sica Dagger of the Faitful Inside the yellow chest at the School in the Fourth Grade Classroom during the "Attack the School" quest. 9
Ic wpn melee goad
Holy Poker of the Faithful Kyle's House - Elven Kingdom. Inside the "King's Forrest" (Gnome dust required). 10

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