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Nazi Zombie Cows have no defense but high armor and moderately high HP. Players have a single turn to defeat them before they suicide bomb the New Kid and his Buddy for high damage, but they can be stunned to avoid this for a couple of turns. Use Jimmy's bard song to sing them to sleep.
- Suicide Bomb - The Nazi Zombie Cow grabs one of it's sticks of TnT and self-destructs in front of the New Kid and his active Buddy for high damage. This can be difficult to block, so it's advised to stun the cow or defeat it before this happens.