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Health Potions Edit

Picture Name Effect Price ($) Obtained by
Health Potion (Small) Cheesy Poofs restore 40% of your HP. 1.00 Purchasable
Health Potion (Small) Chips restore 40% of your HP.
Health Potion (Small) Sugar packets restore 40% of your HP.
Health Potion (Small) Chocolate restore 40% of your HP.
Health Potion (Small) Veal Roll-Ups restore 40% of your HP. 1.24 Purchasable at any shop in Canada. Price is in CND$.
Health Potion (Large) Snacky Cakes restore 60% of your HP. 1.00 Purchasable
Health Potion (Large) Sugar packets restore 40% of your HP.
Health Potion (Large) Creme Fraiche restore 60% of your HP. Looted from Stan's House Refrigerator.
Health Potion (Large) Snacky S'mores restore 60% of your HP. 6.20 Purchasable at any shop in Canada. Price is in CND$.
Health Potion (Large) Chips-A-Ho! restore 60% of your HP.
Revive Potion Stuff this taco down your buddy's gullet to revive them. 3.00 Purchasable

Power Potions Edit

Picture Name Effect Price ($) Obtained by
Power Potion Chugging this bottle of soda restores 10 PP.
Power Potion (Large) Chugging Red Balls energy drink restores 20 PP.

Mana Potions Edit

Picture Name Effect Price ($) Obtained by
Mana Potion (Small) Drinking apple juice gives you 30 mana. 1.50 Purchasable from any shop.
Mana Potion (Small) Eating cauliflower gives you 30 mana.
Mana Potion (Small) Eating Hot Pockets gives you 30 mana.
Mana Potion (Small) Eating General Tsao's Chicken gives you 30 mana. Purchasable only at City Wok.
Mana Potion Chipotle burritos give you super bad farts and 70 mana. 5.00 Purchasable from any shop.
Mana Potion City Wok takeout give you 70 mana. 5.00 Purchasable from any shop.
Mana Potion (Large) Beans are the magical fruit and give you 120 mana. 7.50 Purchasable from any shop.
Mana Potion (Large) Delicious glazed ham gives you 120 mana. 7.50 Purchasable from any shop.

Status Effects Potions Edit

Picture Name Effect Price ($) Obtained by
Cure Potion Bottled water removes negative status effects. 1.00 Purchasable from any shop.
Water Balloon Throw this at your enemies to remove thief bonuses. 1.50 Purchasable from any shop.
Shit Nugget Throw this turd at your enemies to gross them out. Free Taking a shit on the toilet without being constipated. Looted from Sewers.
Strength Potion Weight Gain 4000 increases your attack and defence. 2.48 Lootable. Also purchasable at any shop in Canada. Price is in CND$

Speed Potions Edit

Picture Name Effect Price ($) Obtained by
Speed Potion Tweek Bros Coffee lets you attack again. 2.00 Purchasable from any shop.
Speed Potion Ultra This Rare Blend raise attack and lets you attack again. 15.00 Purchasable only at Tweek Bros. Coffee.
Tweek Bros. Dark Roast Tweek Bros. Dark Roast: a rich coffee blend to fill the sucking void in your soul caused by all the douchey hipsters in the world. 1.00 Purchasable only at Tweek Bros. Coffee.

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Summons Edit

Summons are powerful abilities that can vanquish all of your foes in combat. Summon items are consumed when used, but you can get another one from the person that gave it to you each day. Summons CANNOT be used against bosses.

Picture Name Effect Complete Quest
Miniature Gong Summons Mr. Kim to perform his traditional war dance, which ends with him slicing foes with Sharp damage! Mongolian Beef
Piece of Poo Summons Mr. Hankey to inundate the enemies with sewage, dealing Gross damage and grossing them out! Dropping the Kids Off
Rawhide Whip Summons Mr. Slave to share his inner self with a single enemy, removing them from combat completely! Mr. Slave's Package
Rosary Summons Jesus to purge enemies of their sins with a hail of holy gunfire, dealing Kosher damage! Find Jesus

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