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Each character has a unique summon that draws from that character's previous appearances in the South Park continuity.
- Wrecked 'Em (Rawhide Whip) - Mr. Slave will jump in midair and swallow the person whole with his anus like he did to Paris Hilton.
- Shitstorm (Piece of Poo) - Mr. Hankey will unleash tidal waves of poo like he did to the film festival celebrities.
- Crossfire (Rosary) - Jesus will appear from the heavens with an assault rifle and shoot the enemies and as they fall, he assumes the pose he took after killing Bill Donahue at the Vatican.
- Kim Chi (Miniature Gong) - Tuong Lu Kim appears and does the Chinese War Dance he did as he made his last stand against the Mongolians. He will also attack the enemies.
All summons are unusuable against boss fights because they would make the boss fights too easy, the characters themselves mock that they can't be used against boss fights in their own way.